Mighty Jaxx has teamed up with Nickelodeon and Jim Davis to produce a new line of Freeny’s Hidden Dissectibles. So yes, if Garfield bothered you before, now you can double down on his eerieness by seeing him half-dissected in several different poses.
Each Garfield is $12.99 and can be ordered from Mighty Jaxx directly, or you can find them in the wild.
These are great if you’re a fan of vivisection. Or if you detest the sloth-like cat and imagine him meeting a grisly demise, or at the very least ending up like a more severe version of Two-Face.
This first series is comprised of six figurines and one chase figure. Unfortunately, since these are blind bag/blind box toys, you’ll have to buy a bunch of them to complete the set, hopefully. Well, if you spot them at a Walmart or Target, odds are someone has already ripped a bunch of them open, looking for the ones he/she is missing. Yeah, people suck.
Where exactly does this series go after this first wave? Please tell me that Series 2 is all Nermal. Or all Odie. Or all Jon. Why do I know who all of these characters are?! Am I trapped in some sort of Gorefield nightmare? Help!
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What do you think of Garfield and why is it unending rage? Why do you think the Garfield brand has lasted so long? Is it a pact with an unspeakable evil? Let us know in the comments section below.
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