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Amazon’s 9K Lay-Offs Will Affect Prime Gaming and Game Growth

Two weeks after Amazon announced it would be terminating 9,000 positions, we’ve learned that around 100 of those losses will be from the company’s video game division. This will affect Amazon’s San Diego gaming studio, Prime Gaming, and Game Growth group.

According to CNBC, Amazon Games VP Christoph Hartmann dropped the news on employees that they’d be getting the ax via a memo. The internal communication mentions that Amazon wants to offer “high-quality gaming content” but soon drops the hammer in regards to downsizing:

After evaluating our current projects against our long-term goals, the Games leadership team made the difficult decision to eliminate just over 100 roles across Prime Gaming, Game Growth and in our San Diego studio, while also reassigning some employees to other projects that match our strategic focus. Each employee whose role has been eliminated should now have a live meeting scheduled this morning so we can discuss these changes directly and give each employee an opportunity to ask questions. There is never a pleasant way to share this sort of news, but we are committed to treating our impacted employees with empathy and respect, and will support them by offering them severance pay, health insurance benefits, outplacement services, and paid time to conduct their job search.

Even though the three divisions at Amazon will be affected by the cuts, Hartmann also says the plan includes what sounds like additional hiring for another game studio:

Our studio in Montreal will continue to expand, and is making great progress on their unannounced project. And the San Diego studio will double down on the pre-production phase of their unannounced game, as that project is not yet ready for a full production size team.

What does this mean for Amazon’s announced Tomb Raider game? Let us know your thoughts below in the comments section.

[Source: CNBC]

Nintendo Now Offers Free Joy-Con Drift Fixes To Europe

To our friends across the pond, we have good news for you. If you’re one of the many Nintendo Switch owners who’ve suffered from Joy-Con drift, the company will now fix the problem for free.

Nintendo Life spotted that the company’s UK Joy-Con support page was updated with the following policy:

Nintendo takes great pride in creating high-quality and durable products and is continuously making improvements to them. Therefore and until further notice, Nintendo offers to consumers who purchased the respective product in the EEA, UK and Switzerland that repairs for responsiveness syndrome relating to control sticks will be conducted at no charge by official Nintendo repair centres. This applies even if the syndrome is caused by wear and tear and even if the 24-month manufacturer’s warranty provided by Nintendo has expired.* The manufacturer’s warranty does not affect any statutory rights which you may have under consumer protection legislation as the purchaser of goods. The benefits described here are in addition to those rights.

Of course, Nintendo would like you to run through a few troubleshooting exercises first before sending the Joy-Cons in. These include things like:

  • Checking for the latest system updates
  • Updating the Joy-Cons with the newest firmware
  • Verifying if the Joy-Cons are correctly registered with your Nintendo Switch
  • Making sure you’re not a creepy gaming journalist who shoved a Joy-Con up your bum
  • Checking if you’re not using a Wiimote instead of a Joy-Con
  • Phoning your uncle, who totally works at Nintendo, and asking him for help

If all those helpful and unhelpful steps didn’t get your Joy-Cons working, click here to start a repair ticket.

For those of us in the US with Joy-Con issues, click here. With all the drift issues, Nintendo’s Switch is still a great-selling console. Unfortunately, the PS5 is catching up to those sales numbers in Japan.

[Source: Nintendo Life]

Gung-Ho & Zartan Headline G.I. Joe Ultimates Wave 4!

It has been over a year since Super7 announced the next G.I. Joe Ultimates wave. I was beginning to think the line was in jeopardy since Wave 3 was a little meh, except for Doc finally being included. However, the line isn’t dead because Wave 4 is coming … next year.

OK, there may be a long wait time, but Super7 is trying to sweeten the deal to get you to pre-order by including everyone’s favorite Joe, Gung-Ho! OK, I know you’re all really here for the Baroness and the color-changing Zartan. Sigh. Oh, Stalker is included in Wave 4, too.

As a bonus for ordering the entire Wave 4 collection, Super7 includes an exclusive Super Pack full of weapons and accessories for your Ultimates Joes and Cobras. The Super Pack will consist of the following:

  • Joe laser blaster
  • Small blaster
  • Shotgun
  • Flashlight
  • Walkie talkie
  • Binoculars
  • Cobra blaster V1
  • Small cobra blaster
  • Backpack

Pre-orders for Baroness, Gung-Ho, Stalker & Zartan close on May 5th. The estimated ship date for G.I. Joe ULTIMATES! Wave 4 is January 2024.

G.I. Joe ULTIMATES! Wave 4
Image Source: Super7
G.I. Joe ULTIMATES! Wave 4
Image Source: Super7
G.I. Joe ULTIMATES! Wave 4
Image Source: Super7

If the Super Pack wasn’t full of enough tiny parts to quickly lose, check out what each of the new figures comes with.

Zartan:

  • 3x Interchangeable heads
    • Neutral head
    • Angry head
    • Yelling head
  • 8x Interchangeable hands
    • 2x Fists
    • 2x Combat hands
    • 2x Closed grip hands
    • 1x Open grip hand
    • 1x Pointing hand
  • Explosive
  • Boot knife
  • Small blaster
  • Small blaster (vintage toy)
  • Laser blaster
  • Countdown watch

The Baroness:

  • 3x Interchangeable heads
    • Neutral head
    • Smirk head
    • Rattler helmeted head
  • 8x Interchangeable hands
    • 2x Fist hands
    • 2x Pistol grip hands
    • 2x Fighting hands
    • 1x Closed grip hand
    • 1x Camera grip hand
  • Laser blaster (vintage toy)
  • Cobra laser blaster
  • Grenade
  • Conch of the Sirens
  • Mind control perfume
  • Sleeping gas basket
  • Seal of Alaska
  • Camera gun

Stalker:

  • 3x Interchangeable heads
    • Neutral head
    • Smiling head
    • Yelling head
  • 6x Interchangeable hands
    • 2x Fist hands
    • 2x Closed grip hands
    • 2x Open grip hands
  • Laser blaster
  • M-16
  • Rocket pack
  • Small blaster
  • Explosive
  • SMG (vintage toy)
  • Walkie talkie
  • Binoculars

Gung-Ho:

  • 3x Interchangeable heads
    • Neutral head
    • Smiling head
    • Yelling head
  • 7x Interchangeable hands
    • 2x Fists
    • 2x Gloved hands
    • 1x Closed grip hand
    • 1x Open grip hand
    • 1x Tank holding hand
  • Crystal
  • M-16
  • Backpack (vintage toy)
  • Grenade Launcher (vintage toy)
  • Toy tank

I was hoping Gung-Ho would include a little skateboard or a static figure of Suzy.

[Source: Super7]

Review: The Super Mario Bros. Movie – Here We Go!!!

It’s been a long while since any kind of Nintendo franchise made the jump over to the movie screen. And we all know what happened last time. For better or worse, enough time has passed by for many things to be different and comfortable enough for Nintendo to once again attempt to bring one of their marquee characters to the big screen. The Super Mario Bros. Movie is the first true effort to make a faithful enough adaptation of the famous video game series starring Nintendo’s iconic duo. But instead of letting a studio tackle this project alone, Nintendo worked in collaboration with animation studio Illumination to bring the Mushroom Kingdom to life. Longtime fans of Nintendo will be happy to see how things have worked out much better, while others may need an extra power-up to fully enjoy everything going on.

The plot of The Super Mario Bros. Movie is shallow, but just enough to move us forward into this Nintendo world and the greater universe. Mario and Luigi are brothers who have started their own plumbing business in Brooklyn, struggling to make it successful while dealing with the harsh judgment of their parents. Mario is brave and wants to be more than he is, while Luigi is meek and along for the ride. But when a mysterious plumbing issue in the city gets chaotic, the two brothers are flung into the magical world of the Mushroom Kingdom and put in the middle of a hostile takeover by Bowser, the King of the Koopas. Mario is separated from Luigi and goes on a quest to save his brother, enlisting the help of Princess Peach and many other allies that Nintendo fans will be familiar with. It’s a wild adventure across fantastic lands and goofiness that will speak to fans of the games.

A lot of things in this story don’t make a lot of sense for why they happen or why certain characters do things a particular way, the movie just wants you to accept it without much thought. Because of that, the pacing can be incredibly fast between scenes and locations Mario goes to. While there are little moments that attempt to give more dimension to Mario and Luigi early on, all of that gets forgotten once the brothers finally go into the mysterious warp pipe that brings them to the Mushroom Kingdom. The movie doesn’t want you to linger on such things for too long because it needs to start throwing more and more references from the games at you, which may or may not work for most people.

The biggest disappointment that stands out in this story is the fact that Mario and Luigi are separated for most of the movie. It’s a switch from what Mario games usually do, with Mario and Luigi trying to save Princess Peach. Mario ends up learning a ton of things from Peach, which is a nice approach to him coming to the Mushroom Kingdom for the first time, but it also undermines the title of the movie itself. For a film called the Super Mario Bros. Movie, it’s a shame that we don’t have Mario and Luigi working together or being around each other more than they do. It’s to the point that maybe the title should’ve been The Super Mario Movie instead. Some might disagree, but how the movie unfolds and ends really does make one question whether that should have been the case.

When it comes to the fan service, the entire movie is filled with tons of references and nods to Nintendo games. And not just the Super Mario Bros. series, but many other Nintendo games that go beyond Mario. There’s a spot Mario and Luigi go to called Punch-Out Pizzeria, a Nintendo Entertainment System in Mario’s room running Kid Icarus, a store with a nod to Balloon Fight, and so much more. Most fans won’t get every reference the first time they watch the movie, especially when you’re trying to keep up with the plot or what is happening with the characters at the moment.

This is both a good and bad thing because the movie can sometimes be over-indulgent with the Easter eggs. This can get to a point where it feels like the concern was more about including EVERYTHING from Mario games, rather than making the story interesting or clever. The Mario references and Easter eggs for other Nintendo series are greatly appreciated, but when it feels like more of a priority than advancing the plot in a meaningful way, it’s time to ease up on the gas with them.

But what about the voice acting? This was a major point of contention for fans before the release of the movie. Luckily, everyone on the main cast does a solid job with their character’s voice. Chris Pratt as the iconic Mario definitely isn’t the one that will make every Nintendo fan happy, but he enables Mario to speak in a way for the first time that works with the film. The same can be said for Charlie Day as Luigi, despite only being in the movie for a short time in comparison to Mario. Anya Taylor Joy does a good job with Princess Peach, portraying a more assertive princess than what is usually shown in the video games. Even Seth Rogan as Donkey Kong, the humorous rival of Mario and ape hero, does a solid job blending humor and heroism in the scenes he appears. The one voice that feels very out of place would be that of Cranky Kong, the old ruler of the Kong army, played by Fred Armisen. It might have been a better choice to go with an older-sounding voice for Cranky Kong since the character is portrayed as a much older Ape than his son Donkey Kong in the DK games.

The one who gets to chew up the most screen time is Jack Black as Bowser, both in his dialogue and humorous moments that also include singing. Often you won’t remember that it’s Jack Black voicing the character, since his approach to the voice feels like a natural fit for Bowser. A few goofy moments may come off as random and might even make you laugh, but it’s clear who was having the most fun lending their voice to a character within this cast.

Bowser’s motivation throughout the film is questionable and very weird in some spots, especially if you know about the character from later Mario games. Longtime fans might even question why another character wasn’t included in the movie, which would’ve been a much better explanation for why Bowser does certain things. As is, things just come off as very awkward and weird within the context of the story.

The presentation of the movie is most likely the one thing that will stand out to everyone who watches The Super Mario Bros. Movie. Illumination does a fantastic job of giving us cinematic versions of all the Mario characters we know, rendered in a way that previous iterations outside of the games have yet to accomplish. Mario and crew look exactly as they should; as do the many Koopas, Gombas, Toads, Shy Guys, Bob-ombs, and other goofy characters that roam the Mushroom Kingdom. Seeing Peach’s Castle in colorful splendor and hearing a remixed Super Mario 64 theme as it’s shown is what Nintendo fans have waited a long time for.

The same can be said for nearly every piece of music and setting within the movie, with some that will definitely get a pop of excitement for their inclusion. The only thing holding all of this back for the movie is random scenes that have modern or 80s pop music thrown in for comedic or dramatic effect. Instead of doing this, Illumination could’ve gone all in with more remixes to various themes and melodies from Mario games since there’s already a ton here. The pop music feels out of place and unnecessary when juxtaposed to scenes that beautifully implement core Mario theme music to the visuals.

And then we have the final sections of the movie, including the mid and after credits. While the final battle is a mixture of action movie tropes and references to Mario games, it’s fun to watch play out. Those who will recognize a few things that happen between Mario and Bowser will love when they happen, especially when the brothers finally reunite. After the action is all set and done, there are a lot of questions that still linger and leave the door open for a sequel, which is almost guaranteed at this point. But if you were hoping for a big stinger during the credits or afterward, you’ll be disappointed. Some Nintendo fans might feel a bit cheated because what happens is actually shown earlier on in another way. At the same time, it doesn’t set up a possible future threat or fully pay off its reveal. Is it clear what is coming next, yes, but was it worthy of an after-credit stinger? Arguably not.

If you just want to have a good time and not think too hard about things, the Super Mario Bros. Movie is a good way to enjoy a fun adventure based on these iconic Nintendo characters. There are definitely parts that could’ve been handled better and the story could’ve used more time to flesh out, especially if you aren’t a die-hard fan of Nintendo games. But for a true first outing for the Mario Bros. on the big screen, this was a solid introduction to these characters and this world. Let’s hope that their next adventure can be even greater and take things to the next level.

Are you a Nintendo fan who is going to watch the Super Mario Bros. Movie? What is your favorite Mario game of all time? Post everything down below in the comment section and let us know!

Chris Pratt Reveals ‘The Super Mario Bros.’ Creator Wanted Him As Mario

There was a bit of controversy surrounding the casting of ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ actor Chris Pratt as Mario in the upcoming video game adaption ‘The Super Mario Bros. Movie’ from Illumination and Universal Studios. However, Pratt himself disclosed that the creator behind the iconic Nintendo video game Shigeru Miyamoto requested the ‘Passengers’ star to take the role of the plumber.

“I got to spend time with Miyamoto,” Pratt told Games Rader in an interview. “I’d met him before backstage of a talk show that we were both doing years ago, and I don’t know if that was part of the reason why he wanted me to be cast as Mario. Then I met him again at the opening of Super Nintendo World in Universal Studios in Hollywood. He’s such a big kid at heart, he’s so energetic and enthusiastic and has this big smile on his face. He was wearing a graphic Mario t-shirt and he was there introducing his world that he created to the West into the world. It’s just wild.”

Pratt celebrated the film’s debut by arriving at the Los Angeles premiere with Luigi co-star Charlie Day in a van resembling one that the Mario Bros. use in the video games.

“Thank you Universal, Illumination, Nintendo and everyone else involved in creating the most powered up red carpet ever,” he wrote on Instagram. “What a ride!!! Wahooo!!”

The movie also stars Anya Taylor-Joy (The Queen’s Gambit) as Princess Peach, Jack Black (The School of Rock) as Bowser, Keegan-Michael Key (Playing House) as Toad, Seth Rogen (The Interview) as Donkey Kong, Fred Armisen (Portlandia) as Cranky Kong, Sebastian Maniscalco (Green Book) as Foreman Spike, and Kevin Michael Richardson (Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge) as Kamek.

The original voice of Mario from the video game, Charles Martinet, also has several voice cameos throughout the film.

HiDive Picks Up Romantic Anime ‘Insomniacs After School’

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Sentai Filmworks has acquired the North American distribution rights to release the upcoming romantic slice-of-life anime ‘Insomniacs After School,’ releasing it on the HiDive streaming service.

“Wondering when you can watch Insomniacs after school (Kimi wa Houkago Insomnia) on HIDIVE? Wonder no more! Mark your calendars, ’cause the anime starts Monday, April 10, 2023,” HiDive said on their website.

Directed by Yūki Ikeda, the anime is being developed by Liden Films with Rintarō Ikeda working on the scripts and character designs handled by Yuki Fukuda. The music is composed by Yuki Hayashi with the theme song “Itsu Aetara” being performed by singer Aiko. The ending song “Lapse” is done by the band Homecomings. They will debut it on TV Tokyo.

It stars Gen Satō (Pretty Boy Detective Club) as Ganta Nakami and Konomi Tamura (The Makanai: Cooking for the Maiko House) as Isaki Magari. They are joined in the cast by Haruka Tomatsu, Seiichiro Yamashita, Lynn, Natsumi Fujiwara, Sumire Morohoshi, Mamiko Noto, and Shō Karino.

You can watch the trailer below:

The anime is based on the romantic drama manga of the same name written and illustrated by Makoto Ojiro. It is published by the Tokyo-based publisher Shogakukan and serialized in their ‘Weekly Big Comic Spirits’ magazine since 2019. Viz Media acquired the rights to publish the manga in the United States in 2023.

Wikipedia describes the synopsis as follows,

“In the small city of Nanao, insomniac Ganta Nakami tries to catch a nap in his school’s abandoned astronomical observatory. There he stumbles upon a sociable and carefree girl named Isaki Magari who has the same problem. The two form an awkward friendship and reestablish their school’s defunct astronomy club.”

Japanese director Chihiro Ikeda is helming a live-action adaption of the manga produced by United Productions. It is being released by Pony Canyon in the Summer of 2023.

My Stapler … More Cuts At Google And Meta Affect Customer Service And Basic Office Supplies

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We made it two weeks without talking about Google or Meta gutting staff! But, sadly, our reprieve has come to an end. This time, it’s not the layoffs the two tech giants have to worry about but the toll the cost-cutting measures have on employees and customers.

CNBC reports that the lack of staff at Meta affects businesses and influencers. For those who rely on Facebook and Instagram to advertise businesses or themselves, in the case of Instagram models, the lack of Meta employees means there’s no one around when something goes wrong.

If your account is hacked or spoofed, or if your photos are being used in a rampant romance scam, good luck resolving it quickly. Allegedly, the layoffs we’ve seen over the past year dramatically affected “client support, customer experience, and communities.

In another story on CNBC, it looks like Google wants to save big money by taking away company-issued laptops, staplers, and other services. It’s bad enough that the tech company already left laid-off employees without promised benefits, but now Google is saddling non-engineering workers with Chromebooks rather than MacBooks.

Cell phones are no longer being paid for. Google’s print stations will be devoid of tape and staplers as “part of a cost-effectiveness initiative,” according to an internal facilities directive. Basic office supplies aren’t the only thing being gutted.

In a document seen by CNBC, yoga and muffins are next on the list to be scaled back, “Now that most of us are in 3 days a week, we’ve noticed our supply/demand ratios are a bit out of sync: We’ve baked too many muffins on a Monday, seen GBuses run with just one passenger, and offered yoga classes on a Friday afternoon when folks are more likely to be working from home.

I 100% know what it’s like to work for a company desperately trying to save money during a recession. The late 2000s downturn saw a company I worked for cut 75% of the workforce, and we already had less than 100 people employed in total. Before that act, management had stopped paying for our cell phones and outsourced tech support to a company in another country.

Since then, the effects of extreme cost-cutting have been seen elsewhere. Like asking employees to supply their office necessities, such as laptops, desktops, pens, notepads, and even chairs.

Thankfully, these measures lightened up with some companies offering lease programs where employees get a monthly allowance for using their PCs and phones. However, we may be sliding into tight waistband time soon if even the big tech companies try to lean on overhead.

Shedding costs on small items is one thing, but when a company nixes essential staff that deals with customers on a day-to-day basis, we should all genuinely worry. A lean office can be tight but attainable for a prolonged future, but if the lack of assistance turns customers off, Meta is now digging its own grave with a gigantic coal mining blade.

[Source: CNBC] [Source: CNBC]

Review: Tetris – Dramatic Gaming Icon

Tetris is one of the most iconic video game franchises of all time. It not only influenced the games industry in a significant way but still remains one of the most played games among all ages. It’s a simple concept of matching pieces together to create lines endlessly, one that isn’t complex or streamlined enough for anyone to understand and play. So how does one make a movie about Tetris that is interesting and respects the legacy of the game itself? You focus on the story behind its creation of it.

Tetris isn’t some crazy sci-fi or over-exaggerated story involving falling blocks from the sky. The AppleTV+ movie, directed by Jon S. Baird, focuses on the man who helped make the deal to bring Tetris from the Soviet Union to the rest of the world, and more specifically the Nintendo Game Boy handheld system. Eventually, both he and Alexey Pajitnov go on to create the Tetris company after the successful release of the game around the world. But while the real story behind Tetris being packed in with the Game Boy is filled with back & fourth business meetings, the movie dramatizes many aspects of the story that went on during a tense time in American history.

The plot is set in 1988 and follows Henk Rogers, who finds Tetris being played during the Consumer Electronics Show. After seeing how great Tetris was to play, he sets off on a journey to obtain the publishing rights of the game for multiple platforms for his company and the well-being of his family living in Japan. But while things seem easy enough at first, Henk eventually finds out that the creation of Tetris and the rights to publish it outside of Soviet Russia are a lot more complicated and dangerous than he realized. It’s a thriller that sees the KGB, Nintendo, and the global video game market collide in unexpected ways.

What starts out as an innocent drama and biographical take on Tetris eventually takes a wild turn into becoming a spy thriller. There is a lot of meetings with top-brass from gaming companies of the time, but once the story goes to Russia everything changes tone. The movie almost takes on a serious tone of commentary on how communism was hurting Russia in the late 1980s, nearly abandoning the game of Tetris at times. However, the game itself acts as the central prize for nearly everyone involved, or more specifically the right to publish Tetris and make a profit off of it. The entire conflict between Henk and many of the individuals he comes across is based on lies about who really owns Tetris and the final say on how it can be used.

Most of the time, we’re following Henk throughout the story, but occasionally things switch over to the other side of the iron curtain. There’s a clear sign of who is bad and who is good, but there are shades of grey for some despite questionable motivations. It adds another layer to the story rather than making things feel shallow and making the Russian characters look stereotypically evil. However, things definitely feel more hostile in the Russia scenes, regardless of what’s happening. There are still enough instances for us to feel something for multiple characters on all sides of the struggle for Tetris.

Speaking of which, many of the important figures in the creation of Tetris are here. You have industry legends Howard Lincoln and Hiroshi Yamauchi appear in the film, who are big parts in the creation of the Game Boy and why Tetris was packed in with the handheld. There are also people relevant to the licensing battle that went on, including Kevin and Robert Maxwell from the UK, as well as the various Russian officials and businessmen at the company ELORG. Much of the story is dramatized for the sake of the story and some things are made up entirely. The liberties taken in some aspects do make for a more interesting film to watch, even if some of it is unbelievable.

A very interesting aspect of the movie is the pixel renditions and scene transitions that are littered throughout the story. They really play up the 8-bit video game theme to a fun effect, but never go overboard with it. You won’t find them during the more serious moments, but during exposition and changes in setting they are a nice touch. The music of the film also implements the Tetris main theme in clever and interesting ways, with multiple remixes and takes on the iconic theme. It shows not only a reverence for the game itself but the legacy it has built in the years since first being released to the world.

Tetris is a solid movie that respects its subject but isn’t afraid to stretch things a little bit for the sake of having an interesting story. It can be a well-made thriller most of the time, even though a lot of what it shows isn’t historically accurate. You might be nostalgic for Tetris or at least be familiar with the game to some degree, but you don’t need any of that to enjoy the better parts of this movie. It’s hard to sell a movie based on a simple game about making lines, but the Tetris movie takes a clever approach that ends up being successful for everyone. It might not make you want to start playing Tetris right away, but you’ll enjoy what the movie offers in one way or another.

Are you a fan of Tetris? Did you grow up playing the game on the Game Boy or another platform? Tell us about your thoughts on Tetris in the comments down below!

Barbie’s 2nd Teaser Trailer Is Loaded With Pink And “Beach-Offs”

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I was eating lunch when the e-mail from Warner Bros. Pictures hit my inbox announcing that the newest teaser trailer for Barbie was ready. Aside from the perfect casting of Margot Robbie in the title role, I wasn’t holding out a lot of hope for the movie. However, that all changed after seeing the 1:44 teaser.

This thing looks hilarious, but not in an intentional way. I love the overuse of the color pink. Poking fun at Barbie’s weird world of perfectly sculpted people isn’t exactly new. However, treating it in such a pure manner, as seen in the trailer, leads to unexpected laughs due to the absurdity of the material.

Then there’s the scene where Ryan Gosling threatens to “beach off” another guy. Yep. Greta Gerwig’s Barbie movie will lean into the old jokes about Ken. I get it. It is funny, but who is this movie geared towards? Kids or cynical adults?

Barbie will open in the U.S. on July 21st and worldwide on July 19th.

Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig wrote Barbie. Baumbach’s previous credits include Marriage Story and The Squid and the Whale. Considering the overtones in Marriage Story, I’m surprised that Noah would have been interested in penning a Barbie film. That makes me worry about what downer themes may be worked into the film’s narrative.

Robbie, I still contend, is perfect for the role of the iconic, multi-talented doll. Gosling as Ken, though, is not really a good fit. I believe that more after seeing the latest teaser. He doesn’t have the upfront, overbearing charisma we got used to with his Toy Story counterpart.

It would be an excellent surprise if the Barbie movie turned into a slasher flick during the second half, with Ken being the villain. I’d pay to see that.

[Source: Warner Bros. Pictures]

NECA’s Newest D&D Figures Include Strongheart & Zarak

NECA has not given up on the D&D line of collectible action figures. Following up

This time around, NECA is giving us the human paladin Strongheart and the assassin Orc Zarak.

True to his classic appearance, Strongheart spots a manly mustache and a detailed suit of armor. Hallmarks of the character’s design from the early AD&D artwork and the LJN toys are here, too. However, the wings on the side of his helmet have been pinned back.

Strongheart will be in stores around September.

The green-skinned Orc Zarak was someone I didn’t expect to show up. I can’t remember the last time hearing the character’s name mentioned. He stands roughly half as tall as the other figures but makes up for it with some excellent detail and a striking face sculpt.

The LJN version of this figure would usually turn up in thrift store bins often, making him a great army builder alternative. Thankfully, NECA gave the Ultimate figure lots of character, so he stands out if he’s destined for your display case.

Zarak will be out in September, as well.

Ultimate Strongheart
Photo Credit: NECA
Ultimate Strongheart
Photo Credit: NECA
Ultimate Strongheart
Photo Credit: NECA

The fearless Strongheart has devoted his life to justice and often risks his life to ensure that good triumphs over evil.

The brave hero enters battle with the following accessories:

Sword w/ sheath

Dagger

Shield

Hammer

Helmet visor

Cloth cape

(3) Pairs of interchangeable hands

 

 

Ultimate Zarak
Photo Credit: NECA
Ultimate Zarak
Photo Credit: NECA
Ultimate Zarak
Photo Credit: NECA

What evil assassin Zarak lacks in conscience, he makes up for in accessories.

Zarak comes with the following:

  • Sword
  • 2x Daggers
  • Potion bottle
  • grappling hook w/ rope
  • 2x Portraits (hooded and exposed heads)
  • (7) Interchangeable hands

I hope NECA releases last year’s convention-exclusive retro-styled Dungeons & Dragon figures. The Ultimate versions are cool and all, but I like the displayability of the classic figures.

Did you pick up the classic or Ultimate D&D figures from NECA? Let us know below.

[Source: NECA] [Source: NECA]
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