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Review: Joy Ride – Try Hard Goofs

Raunchy comedy can have its place in entertainment, making light of crude parts of life and turning the thought of them into a genuine laugh. But that only happens if the jokes are timed carefully and made with an authentic goal of bringing everyone in on the joke. On the other hand, when not done well, raunchy and crude humor can become annoying, uninteresting, and feel like someone is trying too hard to get a laugh out of you. That’s the biggest problem with Joy Ride as a movie. While its premise is something that could be a hilarious turn of events, instead turns into a mess that feels inauthentic. Though it has some moments that will be funny for some, the movie often feels like it’s trying way too hard to catch a laugh from the audience.

The story of Joy Ride is about a young woman named Audrey, who travels to China with her childhood friend Lolo, along with two other companions. While trying to close a business deal for her high-class job, she ends up going on a goofy journey of self-discovery that will throw the group into some outlandish situations. Though there’s tension with some of the group at first, and a lot of awkwardness, the four of them become close through a series of crazy events that help each of them come to terms with various aspects of their identity and personal lives. At face value the story of the movie sounds interesting and heartfelt, having a similar premise to 2017’s Girl’s Trip, but is ultimately overshadowed by a lot of humor that simply won’t land for some viewers.

Despite a few that land at the start, most of the jokes throughout the movie fall flat. There’s an imbalance of racial and raunchy humor from start to finish, with a breakneck pace towards the middle and latter portion of the story. Things start off with an almost mean-spirited approach to race, which is then quickly dropped almost entirely when Audrey and the group travel to China. There are some light callbacks here and there towards the end, but nothing feels like it comes full circle with some jokes. Nor is there a sense of conclusion for some things that are brought up. The jokes are just thrown in there for a cheap jab to one group or another, and it doesn’t always feel funny.

The same goes for the edgier jokes about sexuality and the crazier parts about having sex. There’s not always a build-up to what could be hilarious, but rather a random pop-in joke that sometimes goes on for way too long than it should. At one point, Audrey’s friend Lolo gets into a whole conversation about the sounds of sex with basketball player Baron Davis that starts off silly and quickly becomes annoying to watch. It just isn’t as funny as the movie is aiming for it to be, which is then offset by a series of events of the group all having goofy moments parallel to one another. A few little moments will get a laugh out of you, but there’s never a consistent flow of jokes that make everything stay funny. There’s also a section of the film that randomly throws some nudity into the mix. It’s a callback to a joke said earlier, but it happens seemingly at random and feels out of place, rather than witty and smart with how it’s handled.

While most of the cast does the best they can with the material they’re given, their delivery of the jokes and reactions are often hit & miss. Audrey and her college friend Kat (played by Ashley Park and Stephanie Hsu) have some preppy interactions as long-time college buddies, while Lolo and her cousin Deadeye (played by Sherry Cola and Sabrina Wu) have chaotic and awkward conversations. They all mix and match with each other at various times, with a wide range of results that don’t always appear funny. When the four are together playing off one another, things work out pretty well. But when split into pairs during the movie, sometimes things become dull or fall flat when they’re trying to be funny, even in the most outlandish and goofy points involving raunchy jokes.

The movie also has an issue with pacing and tone in some sections that feel like whiplash. There’s a whole section of the movie that tries to be serious or heartfelt when the group is traveling around China that feels out of place. While a movie like this needs moments to wind down in-between jokes, there are times when things appear to be from a different movie altogether before slamming into the next humorous section. For some, this might not be a big deal, but for others, this won’t work out that well.

By the time Joy Ride comes to an end, you might not laugh as much as you would like to. A lot of the jokes don’t always land as they should, and instead come off as annoying. But if you can get over some of the awkwardness and shallow points of this story, you might find some enjoyment in watching Joy Ride. But for better jokes and similar handling of this story premise, you may have to look elsewhere.

What do you think of Joy Ride? Will you be watching the movie anytime soon? Let us know your thoughts about Joy Ride down below in the comment section!

We Used ChatGPT To Generate A “Better” Indiana Jones Sequel

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A few months ago, we tasked ChatGPT with generating a hypothetical Star Wars trilogy treatment, and it spat out interesting, if not somewhat derivative, ideas. However, those suggestions were far more fan-centric than what Disney’s Lucasfilm delivered. So, this past weekend I crafted a scenario for OpenAI‘s ChatGPT. I asked it to create a treatment for an Indiana Jones sequel set in the 1960s.

I had some conditions for my request. I stated that the treatment could not pull from previous films, novels, comic books, video games, or the Young Indiana Jones TV series.

In addition to the requirements, I added that the story generated would have to be one that would exceed the box office of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Here is what it came up with:

Title: Indiana Jones and the Emerald Enigma

Treatment:

Introduction: “Indiana Jones and the Emerald Enigma” takes audiences on an exhilarating adventure in the late 1960s, as renowned archaeologist Indiana Jones is thrust into a race against time to uncover the truth behind a legendary emerald with mysterious powers. This film combines thrilling action, historical intrigue, and a touch of the supernatural to create a story that captivates audiences and surpasses the box office success of the 2023 release.

Act 1: The film opens with Indiana Jones receiving a coded message from an old friend and fellow archaeologist, Professor Eleanor Sterling. The message hints at the existence of an ancient emerald known as the Emerald Enigma, rumored to possess the ability to manipulate time. Realizing the danger such power poses in the wrong hands, Indiana embarks on a global journey to find the Emerald Enigma before a notorious international art thief, Remy Leclair, can seize it.

Act 2: Indiana’s pursuit takes him to exotic locations, from the bustling markets of Marrakech to the mystical temples of Angkor Wat. Along the way, he encounters unexpected allies, including an enigmatic historian named Charlotte Sinclair, who possesses vital information about the emerald’s origins and its connection to an ancient civilization. As Indiana and Charlotte decipher ancient texts and solve intricate puzzles, they unearth a conspiracy that reaches the highest levels of global power.

Act 3: In the climactic third act, Indiana and Charlotte confront Remy Leclair in a thrilling showdown at an ancient temple hidden deep within the Amazon rainforest. The temple is revealed to be a portal through time, and Leclair seeks to control the Emerald Enigma to reshape history in his favor.

Indiana engages in a perilous battle with Leclair, utilizing his wit, agility, and signature whip skills. Meanwhile, Charlotte, armed with her extensive knowledge of the temple’s mechanisms, races against time to deactivate the emerald’s powers and prevent its misuse.

Epilogue: Indiana emerges victorious, thwarting Leclair’s plans and securing the Emerald Enigma. Recognizing the potential danger it poses, Indiana and Charlotte make the decision to entrust the emerald to a secret organization dedicated to safeguarding ancient artifacts. Indiana bids farewell to Charlotte, acknowledging their shared admiration and the impact of their partnership.

The film ends with Indiana reflecting on the importance of preserving history and the constant struggle against those who seek to exploit its power. As he sets off into the sunset, a hint of future adventures awaits, ensuring the timeless spirit of Indiana Jones lives on.

Conclusion: “Indiana Jones and the Emerald Enigma” would have outperformed the 2023 release by presenting an original and captivating storyline set in the late 1960s. This treatment combines the essence of the Indiana Jones franchise with a fresh time-travel twist and a powerful artifact shrouded in mystery. By incorporating historical and supernatural elements, thrilling action sequences, and a rich tapestry of global locations, the script would have enthralled audiences, reigniting their love for Indiana Jones and surpassing box office expectations.

OK, the story is a tad generic, and it recycled the Dial of Destiny MacGuffin. I like the idea that the villain is an art thief rather than recycling Nazis or Russian Communists again.

Remy Leclair could make for an interesting counterpoint to Indy. Rather than trying to preserve historical artworks, Leclair could use time travel to make artists create multiple copies to sell on the black market.

This would be similar to Count Scarlioni’s plan in the classic Doctor Who story “City of Death.” Hell, have Julian Glover cameo in the film as an art dealer. That would please Whovians, Star Wars fans, and Indiana Jones fans.

This sounds more like an adventure that younger Indy would have gone on rather than the slower, older Dr. Jones. However, nowhere does the treatment try to downplay Indiana Jones’s heroism or previous deeds, a trend we see far too often in current sequels and reboots.

Just for the hell of it, I asked craiyon.com‘s DALL-E AI to make a movie poster for Indiana Jones and the Emerald Enigma. It turned out to be nightmare fuel:

Could AI be a helpful tool in Hollywood? Yes. Without a doubt. Could it replace writers? No.

Like any other tool, AI has its limitations. It lacks a soul, but then again … so does a lot of modern writing. Although AI could cut through the weird cynical, and hateful rut, many Hollywood writers are currently in; it will never replace the power of our imaginations.

[Source: OpenAI]

Rip and Tear Into This DOOM Dark Lord Statue

The Ancient Gods DLC for DOOM Eternal introduced us to Davoth, the Dark Lord of Hell. He proved to be quite the formidable opponent for the DOOM Slayer. Now the supreme ruler of the forces of darkness can come to your home for a price.

Bethesda Gear has announced that Davoth, in his battle armor, is the newest addition to the company’s collection of DOOM statues. He is represented here as a 9″ tall armored badass. He comes complete with the Crucible sword and shield.

The Dark Lord is made from hand-painted polyresin, complete with translucent parts but no lighting effects. That’s unfortunate because I’m sure this guy would look amazing lit up with red LEDs.

Pre-orders for the Dark Lord statue are currently open. Davoth is limited to only 800 pieces. The figure will set you back $150 or (4) interest-free payments of $37.50 through Klarna.

The expected ship date is August 2023.

The DOOM Dark Lord statue will come individually numbered and includes a Certificate of Authenticity.

DOOM DARK LORD STATUE
Photo Credit: Bethesda Gear

I’m wondering when a DOOM Slayer companion statue will come out. The boxart hints at a diorama. So, I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

The last DOOM collectible we covered was a trio of UAC keycards. They were just static props, but they’re priced at $70 for whatever reason.

In other Bethesda Gear news, the Fallout Nuka-Cola Quantum glass bottles have arrived. They’re made from blue-tinted glass; however, they’re not made for drinking. A single Nuka-Cola bottle will set you back $30. Each one comes with a Quantum-branded cap.

FALLOUT NUKA-COLA QUANTUM GLASS BOTTLE AND CAP
Photo Credit: Bethesda Gear

What do you think of the new collectibles? Let us know below!

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Meta’s Threads Gained More Than 75 Million Users This Week

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Elon may finally face some competition. As Twitter stumbles around in 2023, Mark Zuckerberg is desperately trying something to revitalize Meta’s platforms. Will the Zuck’s “not quite” Twitter knock-off succeed? Early numbers are looking positive!

Meta’s Twitter rival started gaining traction pretty quickly, with 10 million users signing up by July 6th. According to Bloomberg, that number more than doubled by the 7th. Before midnight on the same day, WBRC 6 reported that the number had topped 75 million.

Threads can be linked to your existing Instagram account. It’s unclear if Facebook users will be able to link or post to the new social media platform directly, but I would not doubt that’s in the works. The Threads app can be downloaded from the Apple App Store or the Google Play Store.

The app has a favorable rating so far on both platforms. The storefronts don’t tell you a whole lot about the app aside from the following:

Threads is where communities come together to discuss everything from the topics you care about today to what’ll be trending tomorrow. Whatever it is you’re interested in, you can follow and connect directly with your favorite creators and others who love the same things — or build a loyal following of your own to share your ideas, opinions and creativity with the world.

Signup is pretty simple if you have an existing Instagram account. Threads will import your current data, including your avatar. The layout is similar to Twitter but uses Instagram iconography for buttons. You can choose to like, repost, quote-post, or forward Threads from other users.

Surprisingly, most people I follow on Instagram already use Threads. Even people I rarely see use the other Meta platforms were posting quite often. The overarching theme I see from users is that they are tired of the toxicity of Twitter.

Me? I love to post all sorts of crap over on Elon’s site. It’s a mess as far as the user base goes. Some people take Twittering way too seriously. How long until the terrible Tumblrites make their way onto Threads and turn it into another garbage heap?

[Source: Tampa Bay 10] [Source: Bloomberg] [Source: WBRC 6]

The ‘Spider Baby’ Remake Is Happening, Filming Wrapped!

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A remake of Jack Hill’s Spider Baby (or The Maddest Story Ever Told) has been kicked around for years. I heard about the rumors in my Dread Central days in the mid-2000s. However, we learned today that it is happening.

Dustin Ferguson, whose directorial credits include 100+ low-budget horror flicks, has finished directing the remake. According to a press release we received this week, principal photography wrapped in Los Angeles.

The 1967 original, starring Lon Chaney, Jr. and featuring Sid Haig (Captain Spalding), focused on a family of murderous mentally ill children, their caretaker, and some sinister relatives looking to cash in on the family’s estate.

According to the press release, the plot is still the same, but now the cast will be comprised of a returning star and new additions: Beverly Washburn, Brinke Stevens, Robert Mukes, Ron Chaney, Peter Stickles, Traci Burr, Jennifer Moriarty, and Vida Ghaffari.

Thankfully, Jack Hill is acting as Spider Baby’s executive producer. So, I have some faith that this thing could be as fun as the original.

Dustin Ferguson had the following to say regarding the film, “We’ve reached an exhilarating milestone with the completion of the ‘Spider Baby’ remake, and I couldn’t be more thrilled to have worked with an extraordinary ensemble of genre stars such as Robert Mukes, Beverly Washburn, Brinke Stevens, and Ron Chaney. Their immense talent and commitment have breathed new life into this iconic story, infusing it with a fresh and captivating energy. I can hardly wait for audiences to experience the chilling world we’ve created when ‘Spider Baby’ premieres.

My only genuine concern is the music. Will Spider Baby have a new take on the iconic theme song?

Spider Baby’s story was pretty simple. Chaney’s sympathetic character and the overall wackiness of the Merrye children kept the whole thing together. It will be interesting to see what becomes of this.

[Source: The Write Way]

Sneak Peek Released for Anime Adaption of the Manga ‘A Sign of Affection’

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The manga series created by Suu Morishita will be getting an anime adaption, which is due to premiere in January 2024. A sneak peek of A Sign of Affection was recently shared online.

Here is the first trailer:

Here is a summary of A Sign of Affection (Yubisaki to Renren):

Yuki Itose is a hearing-impaired university student whose world has been shrouded with silence since birth. She has lived in the same place her whole life, and rarely interacts with others save for her best friend, Rin Fujishiro. During her commute one day, she meets the silver-haired and multilingual Itsuomi Nagi, a mutual friend of Rin. Unlike most, Itsuomi is unwavering when he learns of Yuki’s impairment; this, along with his experiences abroad, fascinates and touches her. After they part, her fondness of him starts to grow. A new world begins to open for both Yuki and Itsuomi as they learn about each other’s different lives.

Yubisaki to Renren is a lighthearted, romantic comedy that illustrates the silent life of a university student and how one man sharing his world starts to change her own.

Here are the character profile pictures of the two main leads:

Yuki Itose

 

Itsuomi Nagi

To celebrate the announcement of the new anime series, Morishita drew an illustration:

According to Morishita Suu’s Twitter page, the A Sign of Affection anime has, so far, been in the works for three years. This is the first time her work has been adapted into anime form. In 2021, A Sign of Affection inspired a musical stage play adaption.

An almost 8 minute compilation clip of the musical stage play:

A Sign of Affection currently has 6 manga volumes published, with a 7th volume coming out October 24th, with publishing rights in Kodansha Dessert in Japan and distribution rights with Kodansha USA.

Morishita Suu has previously created other manga works. Some of which includes Like A Butterfly, Short Cake Cake, and Wakemen: The Mineral Boys.

What do you think about the new anime series coming out? Are you interested? Let us know in the comments below!

Interview: Brad Jones Talks About His First Book “Class of ’86”

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Brad Jones, also known as The Cinema Snob, has written his first book! His introductory novel combines 1980s high school horror pictures and post-apocalyptic action movies. Jones is using his expansive knowledge of cinema’s sinful past by meshing tropes and genres together to create something that will hopefully be entertaining: Class of ’86.

We invited Brad Jones to the show this week to talk about his inspiration for Class of ’86 and his experience writing his debut literary work.

Class of ’86 will be available in ebook and physical formats on July 7th. You can pre-order it directly from Amazon.

Be sure to check out Brad Jones’s other videos on his YouTube Channel, Stoned Gremlin Productions. If you like his work, you could always join his Patron.

Check out our previous interview with Brad and other members of Channel Awesome here.

Synopsis:

“Six friends are ready to graduate high school; only they are down to the wire on finishing a research paper for their chemistry class. Their plan is to steal an idea from Fletcher, the smartest kid in school. When their cheating doesn’t pay off, they retaliate with a prank that may lead to deadly consequences. As the years go by, and political tensions cause a post-apocalyptic wasteland, they must take shelter in the one place they will have to confront their past and survive by any means necessary.

As we pointed out in the interview, writing a book is not an easy task. Getting your thoughts onto the page can seem overwhelming if it’s your first time. If you’re struggling, I’d suggest checking out this article from MasterClass.

Thanks to companies like Amazon, publishing your work is now easier than ever. However, if you want to get your writing out there in a more traditional sense, Penguin Random House has created a guide to help you.

Anime Rom-Com ‘The Dreaming Boy is a Realist’ Arriving To HiDive

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‘The Dreaming Boy Is a Realist’ is a romantic comedy light novel series by the author known as Okemaru, illustrated by Saba Mizore, and published by Hobby Japan since 2020. Its popularity led to the Japanese entertainment companies Studio Gokumi and AXsiZ developing an anime adaption released in July 2023.

Sentai Filmworks announced that they had acquired the license to release the anime in the United States and would debut it on the HiDive streaming service.

“Don’t miss The Dreaming Boy Is a Realist’ on HiDive this July,” HiDive said on their website. “There comes a time when most people reflect on the full ramifications of their past actions with crystal clarity. For some people, this is a life-changing moment where they change for the better. Of course, there’s always a danger of misinterpreting everything and arriving at a completely wrong conclusion! (Don’t worry, we’ve all been there.)”

Directed by Kazuomi Koga, Michiko Yokote writes the scripts, Masaru Koseki is doing character designs, and the music is composed by Ryōhei Sataka.

You can watch the trailer below:

The series stars Naoya Miyase as the protagonist Wataru Sajō and Akiho Suzumoto as the heroine Aika Natsukawa.

Wikipedia describes the synopsis as follows,

“Wataru Sajō has been approaching Aika Natsukawa, a beautiful girl in his class, and getting turned down, but one day he realizes that he is not worthy of her and begins to distance himself from her. However, Aika mistakenly thought that he disliked her, and she started to get involved with him.”

The Japanese publisher Kadokawa Shoten releases a manga version of ‘The Dreaming Boy is a Realist’ illustrated by Popuri Yoshikita since 2021. It is serialized in their ‘Shōnen Ace Plus’ magazine.

Okemaru first released the series as a web novel on the online publisher Shōsetsuka ni Narō.

New Sonic, Street Fighter Alpha 2, & Ghosts N’ Goblins Wall Art By Pixel Frames

Pixel Frames has announced three new classic gaming scenes have been captured in 9X9 form. The retro artwork turns 2D screenshots into multi-layered shadowbox displays.

The latest games to join the series include Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Street Fighter Alpha 2, and Ghosts ‘n Goblins. Each frame measures 9″x9″. The art is officially licensed and can be pre-ordered for $29.99 each. They’re expected to ship out during the 4th quarter of this year.

Sonic’s Pixel Frame is based on the bonus stage in Sonic The Hedgehog 2.

Photo Credit: Pixel Frames
Photo Credit: Pixel Frames
Photo Credit: Pixel Frames

Collect those rings and unlock the powerful Chaos Emeralds! Sonic and Tails speed down the half-pipes, where we get to see a whole new side of our favorite heroes.

Photo Credit: Pixel Frames
Photo Credit: Pixel Frames
Photo Credit: Pixel Frames

In Dramatic Battle mode, you and a partner are pitted against some of the strongest opponents. You and a friend will surely go through many Continues to get through this challenge.

 

Photo Credit: Pixel Frames
Photo Credit: Pixel Frames
Photo Credit: Pixel Frames

The demonic species of Red Arremers are one of the many monsters that terrorize Arthur during his long quest to save. Long mistaken to be a stage boss, this sky-diving creature will dive at you from side to side mercilessly.

Pixel Frames has a number of other 9X9 frames that are readily available at the Big Bad Toy Store. These include Castlevania, Castlevania 2, Shinobi, Sonic Mania, Street Fighter III, Streets of Rage, and Symphony of the Night.

If you want to make your own 2D framed pixel art, it’s pretty easy and relatively inexpensive. Check out the video below from Dream Workshop. You’ll need a printer, sticker paper, card stock, acrylic paint, and patience.

Click here for news on Sonic’s upcoming 32nd-anniversary content.

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What’s Better Than A Darkstalkers Felicia Statue? Three Felicia Statues!

Ah, I remember when I was first introduced to Darkstalkers during my teenage years. A horror-themed fighting game that doesn’t shy away from sex appeal. I can’t tell you one thing about the game’s storylines, but I can tell you that I usually picked Felicia. Something about a nearly naked cat lady makes you glad to be alive.

Now I can make all my employees feel uncomfortable coming into my office by proudly displaying a 16″ tall resin replica of what I consider the perfect woman. Of course, I have to give them paychecks so I can afford the statue. I’m sure they’ll understand.

Yes, First4Figures is up to their old tricks and made three versions of the Felicia statue. The base collectible is barebones and gets the job done, while the other two add LED lighting and additional accessories.

Check out the details and pictures below. Don’t worry. I won’t judge you if you stare at them for too long. OK, I’m already judging you just because you clicked on this story.

DARKSTALKERS FELICIA
Photo Credit: First4Figures

The standard edition comes with the following:

  • Premium painted resin statue
  • Highly detailed base inspired by Darkstalkers’ art style
  • Limited edition numbering
  • Authentication card
DARKSTALKERS FELICIA
Photo Credit: First4Figures

Felicia’s Exclusive Edition statue is packed with:

  • Premium painted resin statue
  • Highly detailed base inspired by Darkstalkers’ art style
  • Limited edition numbering
  • Authentication card
  • Light up pillar
DARKSTALKERS FELICIA
Photo Credit: First4Figures

The best of the three (Definitive Edition) comes with lots of extras:

  • Premium painted resin statue
  • Highly detailed base inspired by Darkstalkers’ art style
  • Limited edition numbering
  • Authentication card
  • Light up pillar
  • Bigger base
  • Extra cat and child (Alto)
  • Extra interchangeable arm with rat
DARKSTALKERS FELICIA
Photo Credit: First4Figures
DARKSTALKERS FELICIA
Photo Credit: First4Figures
DARKSTALKERS FELICIA
Photo Credit: First4Figures
DARKSTALKERS FELICIA
Photo Credit: First4Figures
DARKSTALKERS FELICIA
Photo Credit: First4Figures
DARKSTALKERS FELICIA
Photo Credit: First4Figures

Felicia fans should also check out the Bishoujo statue that was released a couple of years ago.

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