The folks over at Super7 know you’re an adult with a disposable income. You probably watched Ren & Stimpy in middle school. Now that you’ve hit your forties, you are probably sitting there with a bad back and want to relive the simpler times. The times when an angry chihuahua could slap around a dim-witted cat, and we called it entertainment.
Was I right? Good. Now, let me interest you in the initial wave of Ren & Stimpy Ultimates action figures! The 7″ tall figures are $55 each, and they both come with accessories from the once-great Nickelodeon cartoon. Sadly, there’s no Log figure … yet.
Ren Hoek and Stimpson J. Cat will be shipping out in Spring 2023. The only thing missing is an angry face for Ren. Was there ever an episode where he wasn’t mad for one reason or another?
Who doesn’t love the violently psychotic Chihuahua that is Ren Hoek? Fun fact: he doesn’t shake because he’s scared or cold- he shakes because he’s barely able to control his inexhaustible rage, YOU EEDIOT!
Accessories:
- 3x interchangeable heads
- 1x regular head
- 1x smiling head
- 1x ears-up head
- 6x interchangeable hands
- 2x fist hands
- 2x open hands
- 2x gripping hands
- 1x fez
- 1x pork snacks
- 1x rubber nipple hat
He’s as simple as a single-color Rubik’s Cube, but behind his dopey feline exterior, Stimpy is a naïve soul with a heart of some precious metal. Not gold, of course. Maybe palladium or iridium… no, not that. Ah! We’ve got it: Rhenium! Yep, that seems right. A heart of rhenium! Yes, it is SO a thing, just look it up, you troglodyte! Sheesh!
Accessories:
- 2x interchangeable faceplates
- 1x regular expression
- 1x joyful expression
- 6x interchangeable hands
- 2x expressive hands
- 2x open hands
- 2x gripping hands
- 1x litter box
- 1x bag of Gritty Kitty Litter
- 1x Mr. Stinky
- 1x Nose Goblin
- 1x rubber nipple hat
- 1x fish skeleton
Now that I think about it, Ren should have also come with the “happy helmet” and Stimpy with the remote. Oh, well. I’m hopeful that Powdered Toast Man will be in Wave 2, and he better come with Muddy Mudskipper and the Pope.
In the comments below, let us know what you think about these two new Ultimates additions.
[Source: Super7]
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