G.I. Joe’s Roadblock Joins Mezco’s One:12 Collective, No Body Massage Included

Fensler Films has forever ruined my perception of G.I. Joe. The dubs of classic Joe PSAs were memes before memes were a thing. That’s not to take anything away from the G.I. Joe franchise, and it’s still great. But every time I see Roadblock, I can only think of, “Who wants a body massage?”
Nevertheless, Mezco is producing a badass-looking Roadblock in the company’s One:12 Collective line of ultra-detailed, highly articulated figures. Check him out!


Enter Roadblock, the heavy machine gunner and latest addition to the One:12 Collective!
The One:12 Collective Roadblock is battle-ready, outfitted in a tank top, cargo pants with thigh holsters, combat kneecaps, and combat boots. Switch up his look with the included tactical vest with knife sheath or chest harness. Roadblock features three head portraits – a triumphant grin, a teeth-gritting scowl, and an angry glare.
The master marksman totes an impressive artillery, complete with a modified machine gun with detachable tripod that can be stored in his wearable ammo pack, modified light machine gun, multiple hand grenades, and more.
One of the most amiable members of the Joe Team, Roadblock doubles as a Staff Sergeant and a gourmet chef. The heavy weapons specialist can endure the recoil of a machine gun and turn your K-rations into a feast. Roadblock and his comrades defend the world from Cobra, a ruthless criminal organization bent on total domination.

Roadblock will be packing the following accessories:

  • One (1) helmet
  • Three (3) head portraits
  • One (1) ammo backpack with tripod storage
  • One (1) modified machine gun
  • One (1) modified light machine gun
  • One (1) modified handgun
  • One (1) tactical knife
  • Three (3) gun blast FX
  • Six (6) hand grenades
  • One (1) One:12 Collective display base with logo
  • One (1) One:12 Collective adjustable display post

This 1/6th scaled Joe is priced at $95.00 and will ship between May and July next year. Click here to pre-order your very own Mr. Bodymassage; I mean Roadblock.

Mr. Body Massage Machine – GO!
[Source: Mezco]

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Longtime problematic entertainment journalist. The former workhorse for Dread Central, ScienceFiction.com, and Fanbolt.

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