Conker Has Another Statue On The Way, This One From YouTooz


All Conker wanted to do was go home after drinking. Instead, he got sucked into a bunch of wacky hijinks. Now he sits atop a throne he does not want and a pile of cash he’d gladly part with to have his Berri back.
Conker may have had a bad fur day, but his YouTooz figure looks to be having a good time. The cute but surly squirrel sits atop his throne with a noticeably empty glass. YouTooz’s take on Conker’s Bad Fur Day is a departure from the statue we saw last week from First 4 Figures.
The 4.8″ tall figure is listed at $29.99 with a ship date of June 10th through June 25th. Pre-orders are still available.


Conker’s figure sits at 4.8 inches tall, set on a luxurious red and oak brown throne. Conker sits in his blue lace up sneakers and a blue hoodie, holding a half-full glass. His bushy tail puffs out behind him and he grins, showing off his two front teeth. The interior and exterior of his double-walled window box has him sitting in front of the fire, prepared to tell his story. And what a tail it is. Oh, what a world, what a world! This collectible ships in a matte, embossed, protective outer sleeve and a custom sized plastic protector for maximum protection during shipping.

Why the hell hasn’t Microsoft used Conker for anything? Is the foul-mouthed critter too politically incorrect for the progressive company? Come to think of it, and if MS were to have Rare create a new Conker title, it would probably end up being very safe or way too full of boring talking points like a CW show.
What do you think of the sudden resurgence in Conker? Let us know your thoughts and opinions in the comments section below.
[Source: YouTooz]

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Mike Phalin

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