Break Out Your Corpo Credit Cards For This Cyberpunk 2077 Spiderbot

OK, I totally forgot that Cyberpunk 2077 was a thing. Usually, things of notoriety are kept alive via memes, but RPG feels like it just faded from memory once everyone got their refunds.
I still play the game. It’s a bit of an addictive mess. There are some excellent ideas hidden under the bugs and Keanu Reeves’s bland line delivery. Those ideas are usually in the form of aesthetic choices and some key pieces of tech.
The Flathead Spiderbot makes its debut early in the game during one of the more visually fascinating scenes in the game. Sadly, Flathead isn’t something you get to whip out at a moment’s notice to use like the spiderbots we see in Watch Dogs. Nevertheless, it looks cool.

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That’s probably why Dark Horse Direct is producing a statue of the little guy. The 10″ tall replica may not be a fully functional piece of machinery, but a few red LEDs and some tight detailing sure make it look alive.

Dark Horse Direct and CD Projekt Red are proud to present the Cyberpunk 2077: Militech Spiderbot “Flathead” Statue! Based on the state-of-the-art Militech model MT0D12 “Flathead”, this premier replica statue is at the ready for stealth and recon.
This highly detailed replica has working light-emitting diodes (LED’s), including both green environment and red activation indicator lights. Poised over Maelstrom tagged concrete from the streets of Night City, the Spiderbot “Flathead” stands to attention at 10.76” wide by 10” tall. This piece looks as if it could come to life right off your shelf and is primed for its next mission!

What’s in the box?

  • Cyberpunk 2077: Militech Spiderbot “Flathead” Statue
  • Base is 10.76” wide x 11.6” deep, total statue height at 10” tall.
  • Working Red and Green colored LED’s.
  • 3 (three) LR44 Coin Cell Batteries Included
  • Certificate of Authenticity

Only 1,000 of these bad boys are being made. So, head on over to Dark Horse Direct and pre-order yours.

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Mike Phalin
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