Well, I’ve always wondered when this day would come. Finally, a company has taken up the task of creating a statue of The Great Mighty Poo from Conker’s Bad Fur Day. If you have a spare $500+, you, too, can own a 14″ tall statue representing the game’s sentient pile of feces.
In typical First4Figures fashion, The Great Mighty Poo is available in three flavors … err, scents … I mean versions. Each variation of the chunky glob adds something new along with an increased price tag.
The Standard Edition ($499.99):
- Conker’s Bad Fur Day – The Great Mighty Poo resin painted statue
- Pose inspired by the boss battle in Conker’s Bad Fur Day
- Limited Edition Numbering
- Authentication Card
The Exclusive Edition ($529.99):
- Conker’s Bad Fur Day – The Great Mighty Poo resin painted statue
- Pose inspired by the boss battle in Conker’s Bad Fur Day
- Limited Edition Numbering
- Authentication Card
- Interchangeable right arm holding a sweet corn
- Interchangeable left arm holding a P.O.S.
- Additional sweet corn that can be moved from hand to mouth
The Definitive Edition ($629.99):
- Conker’s Bad Fur Day – The Great Mighty Poo resin painted statue
- Pose inspired by the boss battle in Conker’s Bad Fur Day
- Limited Edition Numbering
- Authentication Card
- Sound function inside to play Mighty Poo song
- Interchangeable right arm holding a sweet corn
- Interchangeable left arm holding a P.O.S.
- Additional sweet corn that can be moved from hand to mouth
- Additional sweet corn with no mouth
- Extra Conker with different pose and expression
- (One) 1 separate mini standing base for Conker
- (Two) 2 interchangeable uvulas (with/without toilet paper)
- (Two) 2 speech bubbles that can be displayed on base or on stand
I sure do miss when game developers would say “f-it” and create something as outlandish as this.
Will you pay all that money to own a Great Mighty Poo statue? Let us know below.
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